There’s an Auburn version that involves Charles Barkley on his Weight Watchers cheat day and Gus Mahlzan doing the robot. Bane of people named “Fletcher” everywhere. If you’ve somehow made it past sophomore year of high school without knowing what felching is, you’re welcome. It’s great for at office parties when there’s a lull in the conversation. Not to be outdone by their rivals Ohio, Michigan joins the party and adds a spoon, bringing a touch of civilization to their dookie-based boudoir shenanigans.Īnother classic, and #2 on our list of gross things named after places, the Cleveland Steamer is an important part of your repertoire. Honestly, if you hit on your host’s girlfriend AND you pass out there, I think this is just divine retribution.

Kurt Cobain’s hometown checks in with the most complicated burn of all time for someone hitting on your girlfriend. So you don’t need maple syrup or peanut butter. Note to self: Urban Dictionary is a hilarious jumping off place for workplace conversation starters.)

(We learned about this one during an office lunch outing. The options are endless with frozen poop logs, so don’t let this somewhat narrow definition stop you from experimenting with this. Microwave for 8 minutes? Fuck outta here. The instructions are way too involved to be practical. Also, Spam is produced in Fremont, NE, using the Nebraskan Corn Cob process. Some other facts about Nebraska: the state insect is the Honey Bee, its motto is “Equality before the law,” and they changed their nickname from “Tree Planter’s state” to “cornhusker state” in 1945. Defund Planned Parenthood? How about we defund Urban Dictionary, lol! No Right To Lifer will be able to stop these. You must be a septuagenarian to perform the Carolina Mudflap. Also you should be old with saggy balls.Īnother classic, the definition is surprisingly controversial, based on the number of competing definitions. Ladies and Gentleman, it’s the reverse Carolina Mudflap. The aggressive-aggressive version of the passive-aggressive snowball.Ī favorite among California gastronomes, at least until the foie gras ban is overturned. But the Norwegians are an ambitious people so who knows.Īnother chili bowl, this one from our neighbors to the North. Eat some crab legs beforehand to give it a hint of seafood.Ī fun Urban Dictionary game: Use your imagination and fill in the blanks. Popular during rush week and spring break for FSU students. All this time we thought it was traditional to use clubs on baby seals, not shovels. Our first entry featuring straight up beastiality. Seriously, the next time someone says, “I play the trombone,” ask them if it’s rusty. The best entry based on musical instruments, and boy do actual trombonists love it when you ask them if it’s “rusty” after they tell you they’re in a band, and they play trombone. Sounds like it’s an awesome substitute for Tres Flores and probably smells just as good. Massholes must have really thin dicks if they can a) Be replace by a straw and their partner doesn’t notice and b) to be able slide it into the straw to get their money shot lined up. Let us know if we missed one of your favorites in the comments, and get ready to laugh… and probably barf a little in your mouth. This somewhat guilty appreciation of Urban Dictionary and all that they do led us to assemble our top 25 dirtiest/most disgusting/most disturbing words you’ll find there. It’s the bowels of the internet, with some of the most disgusting and disturbing words and phrases ever thought up by humans. Urban Dictionary: If you’re not familiar with it yet, we both apologize and envy you.

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